Monday, November 30, 2009

Cross Country Christmas Chapter 1

Throughout the month of December I'll be posting Cross Country Christmas - a short story I've been thinking about for awhile. I finally decided to give it a go and thought we could all use a bit of Christmas Cheer. At the bottom of this post you'll notice voting buttons for "like it" or "hate it". Comments are encouraged!

(Disclaimer - it's edited, but not well, so give me a break:))

So without further ado, read about Gracie and Kale's Cross Country Christmas ...

CHAPTER ONE

Gracie stood in the shut down Atlanta airport five days before Christmas and cursed anything to do with the holidays. For the seventeen-millionth time in the past hour a voice cut into the holiday music to cheerfully announce that all flights had been grounded due to the ice.

“Mom,” Gracie said into the phone.

“And then your grandma Willis will throw a fit, do-you-hear-me, a fit if you aren’t there to help her with the rice pudding and don’t even start me on your sister—”

“Mom,” Gracie said, louder this time and clutched her cell phone tighter, moving against the wall to get herself out of the way of the mob of angry holiday travelers. The heel of her boot caught on the rolly-thing of her suitcase and she stumbled back. “Mom, really, hush for a minute.”

But her mom kept on going and Gracie pictured her whirling around the kitchen, mixing this and that, shoving a baking sheet into the oven, taking stuff from the fridge, talking the entire time.

“You sister is eight months pregnant, eight Gracie, and she needs you now more than ever. Don’t you go disappointing her just ‘cause your plane’s been delayed a few minutes.”

“Try days, Mom. The whole Southeast’s shut down from this ice storm.”

“It’s Georgia, Gracie. There are no ice storms in Georgia.”

“There are too, Mom, but not many which is why everyone is freaking out.”

Her mother continued as if Gracie hadn’t spoken at all. “I’ve never known anything to stop you when you’re determined. So you get your little butt down to the Hertz counter and get yourself a car.”

Gracie stood on tiptoe and peered over the heads of those in front of her in line. “I’m there and I’m just warning you, it’ll take a miracle to get a car now. There’s at least ten people in front of me.”

“You’ll be fine,” her mom said and there was a clatter of a pan hitting the floor. “Oh fudge!” she yelled and then said, “have to go. We’re all counting on you. Forget about Tony and come home for Christmas.”

The line went dead.

Gracie sighed because she had managed to forget about Tony what with her mad dash to the airport and frustrating three hour wait before rushing to the rental car station. She shoved the phone in her coat pocket, hiking her large tote higher on her shoulder. The line moved up and she shuffled forward, keeping close to the mother and twin toddlers in front of her because people were line jumping left and right and she really, really, really didn’t feel like arguing with strangers today.

“Shit,” Gracie muttered and threw a dark look over her shoulder at the guy who laughed. Something about him tugged with familiarity but she didn’t have time for him or anyone else right now. She needed to concentrate all her efforts on getting a car and getting out to Seattle for the holidays.

Mind over matter Gracie girl, her dad’s voice echoed in her head and she focused on the black and yellow Hertz sign swinging above the reception desk, compliments of the blasts of hot air placed strategically throughout the airport. A really bad version of “Here Comes Santa Claus” sputtered through the overhead speakers and Gracie lifted her hair off her neck, eyes still on that sign and stumbled forward again, muttering under her breath, “I will get a car, I will get a car, I will get a car.”

“That’s the spirit,” the guy behind her said.

She ignored him and continued to mutter. “Mom will cut out your heart with toenail clippers if you miss Christmas. You will get a car and you will get to Seattle in time for Christmas Eve.”

“Sounds like a nice woman.”

“She is,” Gracie aimed over her shoulder, “now be quiet and let me focus.”

“Interesting technique, ask you shall receive, right? Maybe I should try that.”

Gracie spun on heel and thought oh shit. Yup, she knew he looked familiar because his face had been staring at her from the front of every gossip magazine in the airport. His guitar case slung across his back, she had no doubt it was Kale Sims, Ladies and Gentlemen, in the flesh. He wore an Atlanta Brave hat pulled low over his eyes and the collar on his wool coat turned up but she knew it was him. Still, she didn’t have time for the country star, no matter how attractive he was with all that chocolate brown hair covered by his hat and green eyes. She was a sucker for green eyes and right now she hated being a sucker for anything.

So she said, “Please let this man stop talking to me so I can concentrate on getting a car so my mom won’t find her way here and murder me with a beauty product while I sleep.”

He winked at her. “Who’re you talking to?”

“Santa Claus,” she snapped and pushed forward with the rest of the line. She was going to get a car, she knew it, and she was going to forget that she had just been really bitchy to the biggest thing to hit country music radio since Garth Brooks and George Strait combined.

“Does it really work for you?”

Gracie drew in a breath, reminded herself to be nice because it’s Christmas and smiled over her shoulder. “Fifty-fifty,” she said. More like ten-ninety but she wasn’t going to tell him that, he’d be smug and she hated smug on a man.

“Well hope it works for us both, I gotta get out of here.”

“Me too,” she muttered and her heart rate tripled as the woman and her two children moved away from the counter. The lady behind the counter aimed a tired look at Gracie and held out her hand for Gracie’s drivers license. She looked up as Gracie fumbled for her wallet. Her heavily lined eyes widened and her sparkly red lips stretched into a wide smile. She looked like an elf with her pointed ears and rosy cheeks. Gracie blinked in the light of the woman’s expression until she realized it wasn’t for her.

“Why I know who you are,” the woman, whose nametag read Della, drawled.

Gracie literally felt the heat of Kale Sims’ smile boring into her skull. “Do you now?”

Della bent forward over the counter, revealing copious amounts of cleavage and crooked a long finger at him. A dirty elf, Gracie amended. He stepped around her, nudging her gently with his hip and Gracie stumbled sideways.

“You’re Kale Sims.”

“And you’re Della,” Kale said and Gracie groaned because this was going to be bad. The country star placed his baseball hat over Gracie’s wallet and winked at Della. Apparently he’d forego his disguise in favor of getting what he needed. Gracie didn’t blame him but neither did she appreciate it.

“Have a car for me, ma’am?”

Della’s smiled widened and Gracie rolled her eyes. “Sure do, last one in fact.”

“Hey!” Gracie yelled.

Kale and Dirty Elf looked at her and Gracie flushed. “It’s my car.”

“Della here was talking to me,” Kale said, a little uptilt to his grin. Like he was challenging her or something.

Assmuch? Gracie thought and stepped up to accept the challenge. She’d had just about enough of men walking all over her in the past two days. Today was going to be different. Today she was getting the hell out of Atlanta and home to celebrate Christmas.

“Della here,” Gracie growled in what she thought of as a fairly good impersonation of Mr. Big Shot Country Star, “has my drivers license. And I bet Della here doesn’t want me to call her manager. Do you Della?”

The tips of Della’s elf ears burned red. “You wouldn’t,” she hissed.

That was it. Those were the words that sent Gracie Proctor over the edge.

She swatted the Braves hat off the counter and pointed her finger at Dirty Elf. “Hey. Don’t tell me what I would or would not do. It’s Christmas. I really don’t want to be mean and get you fired but I’m going to Seattle in the car you’re going to rent me. Got it?”

Della paled a little. “Got it. Credit card.”

Behind them Kale Sims sighed. “I had high hopes for you, Della. Good play,” he said to Gracie and ambled away to lean against a pillar, baseball hat firmly back in place. The rest of the line dispersed amid grumbles and a few threats about the mistreatment of customers.

Dirty Elf Della swiped Gracie’s card and eyed Kale over the rim of her computer screen. Her Santa-red nails clicked angrily across the keyboard.

“That’ll be six hundred ninety-five dollars and eighty-three cents.”

“He was leaving, you know?” Gracie said and slumped against the counter, trying to commiserate while her heart rate tripled because she really didn’t have the cash to cover the rental. “But now that he’s stuck here, maybe you could offer to show him around or something.”

Della scowled at Gracie, then brightened when the computer let out an indignant beep.

“Decline!” she squealed.

“What!” Gracie straightened. Damn it, she must have blown her limit shipping her family’s Christmas gifts. That was before she came home to find Tony sexing it up with his law partner in their living room. If he’d had the good sense to get caught sooner, she could have saved herself the hassle of USPS at Christmas. Dumbass.

“Oh Mr. Sims,” Della trilled. “If you’ll step over here please.”

“No.” Gracie pulled herself together in time to jam her body between the counter and the cowboy. She tried not to notice that he stood a good head taller than she and had really wide shoulders. Oh, and a rock hard chest. She knew this because it was currently pressed against hers. She shoved him away. “No, wait, I have another card.”

She flipped over her wallet and dug the into the little pocket behind her check book. Her emergency card. The one with a paltry fifteen hundred dollar limit. She never thought she’d have to use it but these past two days witnessed a lot of things she thought would never happen. And it was Christmas. She slapped the card to the counter as Kale heaved a sigh and went away.

Della rolled her eyes, swiped the card, then handed Gracie all the forms. Nine hundred dollars later because of added insurance due to the weather, and a brand new Rand McNally map sporting a jaunty silver bow, the car was hers.

Which left her with exactly six hundred dollars for gas, food, and lodging.

“Merry Christmas,” Della muttered as she handed over the keys.

Gracie managed a civil nod, then wheeled her suitcase around and headed for the sliding doors and out into the ice. Ice in Georgia. It was like a really bad Christmas movie. First she found Tony with that, that … well her, and then an inch of ice covered the entire Eastern seaboard and as far west as Illinois, making it impossible to get home and then she spent the last of her credit on a …

Gracie entered the Hertz parking lot and her heart took a nose dive.

She spent the last of her credit on that thing. A forest green Mini Cooper, with a snowball’s chance in hell of making it over the Rockies, sat in the numbered parking spot.

“It’s a beauty, isn’t it?”

She whipped around at the sound if his voice and her twenty dollar Payless boots slipped on the ice. She windmilled to the left, then the right, fighting for balance, and caught herself on the wheelie suitcase.

Kale Sims, damn his black soul, laughed.

“Aren’t you country boys suppose to help damsels in distress and all that crap?” she grumbled. Then, “What are you doing here? Did you follow me? I am NOT giving you my car.” She yanked herself upright, marched to the Mini, and jammed the unlock button on the keychain. Nothing happened. She took careful aim and hit the button once, twice, groaned as she hit it a third time and … nothing.

Battery dead?” Kale inquired in an oh-so-polite voice. Bees would come to him for honey, but she was smarter than that. He was not getting in this car. He’d have to pry the keys from her cold, dead hands. The hairs on the back of her neck rose a little. Sure, he was a star and everyone and their mother knew who he was but nothing was really stopping him from stuffing her in the trunk and stealing the car.

Gracie inserted the car key between her fingers and turned around. She knew she watched too much Forensic Files but a girl couldn’t be too careful.

“What do you want?” she asked slowly.

His dark green eyes—so not the eyes of a serial killer—flicked down to the keys in her hands. He took a slow step back, then another quicker one. His guitar case thumped against his heels and his feet scissored back and forth. She couldn’t help the quick grin—which he returned. Damn he could melt the ice with that smile.

“I need a ride.”

She frowned at him. “Don’t you have like, people, or something that can help you out? Where’s your manager? Your band?”

Something flickered across his face and his eyes turned serious. “Where I’m going I need to go alone. So. Please.”

“Ah, so he can beg,” she snarked then scrunched her eyes together in dismay. It wasn’t right to take out her really bad day—scratch that, month, year, life on a stranger. Especially at Christmas.

“It’s O.K.,” he said ruefully. “I deserved that.”

“Does it ever work?”

“What?”

She waggled the keys at him. “You know, the celebrity thing. I mean, do you play that card a lot?”

His lips quirked at the corners. “I’m not above it,” he admitted and she gave him props for honesty. “Works about fifty-fifty.”

Her own smile inched up a little. He really was charming. “So never.”

“I’d say I have more luck than your mind over matter deal but nah, I don’t like using it.”

She considered him then, really let herself look him over. Tall, yes, and typical in tight jeans, gray Nautica sweater, black wool coat, and boots. But not typical in the smile that seemed real, warm. And dear God, help, just for her.

A blast of cold air whipped through the lot and up the back of her coat like a warning. She didn’t need that smile.

“Well,” Gracie said brightly. “Good bye.”

Kale dodged around her and blocked the car door. “You have to go through Montana to get to Seattle.”

“I know that,” she lied.

Truthfully she had no clear idea of how to get to Seattle. A mite embarrassing to admit but she’d slept through most of the ride down here three years ago with her best friend Shelly. She planned to stop at the nearest CVS and pick up some supplies. Once there, she’d spend a few minutes acquainting herself with the map and figuring out how much money she had. Hopefully she wouldn’t have to sleep in the car at a rest stop. Suddenly Kale Sims didn’t seem so bad. He’d probably be handy if there were trouble over a port-a-potty or something.

“Look, I know I’m a stranger and you’d be taking a huge risk letting me ride along with you.” He whipped off his hat and ran an impatient hand through his hair. “You can trust me. I need help.”

Funnily enough, she did trust him. Trusting him would probably wind her up on a Lifetime movie but there was something about him that prompted her to give him a little more time to make his case.

“What’s in Montana?” she asked, suddenly curious and a little less cold when he looked at her like that. He could be trying to get home to his family, too. Country stars had families, didn’t they? Families that gathered around a big fire and sang carols and opened presents and loved each other just like hers did. And if she could help him get there, karma was sure to owe her one, right?

“A chick.”

The cold wind was back.

Gracie scowled. “A chick? Not a family?”

He set his guitar case on the ground and leaned back against the car, crossed one boot over the other.

“Just a girl.”

Then it hit her. Of course, Jessica Woodson. That’s what all the gossip magazines were reporting. Kale’s old duet partner, Jessica, claimed he’d fathered a little boy and was demanding Kale step up and take responsibility.

Gracie forced a bright smile to cover what could be an awkward moment. She wouldn’t want someone prying into her life like that so she added a teasing note.

“No mom or dad, brother? Dog? Little sister? Waiting for you at home or something?”

His eyes crinkled at the corners when he smiled at her and she knew she’d done the right thing by sidestepping that mess. “Were you picturing that Folgers commercial when the older brother sneaks in on Christmas morning?”

Oh God, how did he know that? She loved that commercial, teared up every time it came on.

“No. Do you really think I am going to drive your ass all the way to Montana so you see a chick. At Christmas?”

“Oh. You don’t like that word? O.K., fine. I need to go see my old partner. Tell me you know what this is about so I don’t have to explain it.”

She looked away because she didn’t like the pained look on his face. “Yeah.”

“I have money.”

Gracie nudged her suitcase so that it knocked on his boots. “Move.”

“I’ll pay for the gas.”

It’d be good if he’d pay for food and hotel too but she wasn’t about to suggest it.

“Food too.”

She frowned at him and squirmed a little inside her really thin boots.

“Hotel?”

“That’s a lot,” she said slowly because she was really considering what he offered and really thinking her mother would kill her if she found out. But she had to get home. She had to. She just wasn’t sure she could do it on her own.

As if seeking her weakness, he cocked his head to the side, sent her a wily grin. “I’m a good driver. And I won’t talk if you don’t want me to.”

That she didn’t believe. But she also didn’t believe she’d end up in a ditch somewhere come Christmas morning. Still, the look he was giving her, like he knew her every thought, sent shards of irritation through her so she frowned harder.

“Fine. Get in.”

He whooped—actually whooped—and skidded around the car to the trunk. She followed at a slower pace, looked at the dead key remote in her hand and then tossed it at him. She had too much to think about now to waste time on figuring out how to get all their stuff in the tiny car. Like how she was going to explain to her family that she was driving cross country in a rented Christmas Tree green Mini with Country music’s biggest bad boy. A grin tugged at the corners of her mouth. Shelly surely would have a fit of jealousy over it. And that gave Gracie a little bit of satisfaction. It would be nice, just once, to be the one someone was jealous of. She left Kale with her luggage and skated around to the passenger side.

He opened the driver’s door and slung his guitar into the backseat, then hit the button to slide the seat all the way back. And then proceeded to jam his tall frame inside. Gracie bit back a giggle when his knees hit the bottom of the steering wheel. He swore under his breath, threw the hat in the backseat beside his guitar and cranked the car. They both let out a sighs of relief when it actually started.

“Do you think it’ll make it over the Rockies?” she asked.

Kale tapped his long fingers on the steering wheel. “We’re about to find out. Hold on to your hat, darlin’.”

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

A Quick Note on the Day Before We Eat Turkey


I'm about to run off and enjoy my Turkey (which is still frozen, btw, and it doesn't look good for thawing ...) but I wanted to share
this link from Jessica at Bookends, LLC. As she so gracefully points out we give thanks for many things - here's her thanks for books. I second that!

Also, look for something special on December 1. Friday is the official start of the Christmas Season and I'm kicking it off in style with an ongoing series.

And if you are on Facebook, swing over to Janice Curran's page where she is hosting a month-long holiday romance reading celebration during December.

Monday, November 23, 2009

And Adding Another ...


I was in Barnes and Noble today during lunch because all my friends ditched me. (You know who you are) and I stumbled across this.

I met Jan two years ago at a conference and I really enjoy her books although she dropped of my author radar for awhile there. But she's back and with a brand new Christmas novel. And yay! This is just the first of three with the second scheduled for next December. A three-year Christmas trilogy.

Here's the back blurb:

Reid Barclay doesn’t have time for Christmas, not with trouble brewing at the Crown Seven Ranch. He’s got prize thoroughbreds to protect, and an long-ago wrong that he wants to make right. But the beautiful cook who’s taken over the ranch kitchen is a welcome distraction, even if Ellie Jo Cade burns everything from gingerbread to roast beef. Her sweet face and womanly figure are pure temptation…

Cornhusk angels…bright berry garlands…spun-sugar snow—everything about Christmas holds fond memories for Ellie Jo. She’s doing her best to make peace with an ornery wood-burning stove and make the old ranch house truly festive. All she wants is to believe in Reid…and the only-at-Christmas magic that makes hearts glow…

So this evening I'm curling up with my new read (after the baby is in bed, and the dishes are done, and I do a few pre-Thanksgiving chores, and I check my email, and watch How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory and ... oh dang, there goes my reading time!)

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Glory, Glory!

Harlequin backed off ... a little. Now if only they'd announce that they are NOT going to suggest in rejection letters that aspiring authors head over to Horizons ...

I Didn't Mean To Be Bad ...

So today I had a handful of links to post about things I've been following this week. Then I realized most of them were bad. So I narrowed it down to 2 bad things. And because I had to read them, I have to pass them on. 

It's been beaten to death and I agree with the majority - this is a bad, bad thing. Harlequin should take a hard look at what the romance writing community thinks of their newest and shiniest endeavor and hopefully find a way to gracefully step back. The best rundown of author opinions (with almost 500 comments at last count) is over at Smart Bitches

Second ... this goes back to the debate about how much authors should reveal about themselves. I know, I am going to say this next bit fully aware that as an aspiring author myself, I am totally breaking this rule but ... I don't care to read too much about my favorite authors. I prefer to "see" my favorites as happy go-lucky beings writing away furiously in a Cape Cod house like Diane Keaton in Somethings Gotta Give. I don't want to be told that my favorite childhood author was a grassroots socialist, bad mother, and obsessed with money. Since I had to read it ... Laura Ingalls Wilder dear readers. 

So, since those were two BAD links, to make up for it go here and here

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Dreaded To Be Read(ed) Pile

To Be Read piles shouldn't be a dreadful thing. Quite the opposite actually, they should be a happy little pile sitting next to your bed just waiting for you to pick one up. Unfortunately my TBR pile is growing to monstrous proportions and I've added three more recently. I can't wait to get to them and yet they sit glumly at the bottom, knowing it will be MONTHS before I even crack the spine. Poor dears. 




A Season to be Sinful, however, is one I am reading, despite it's bottom of the pile status - a sweet fellow blogger sent it my way and I am so glad she did because it has me hooked. Sure, the heroine does faint, as all heroines do in Jo Goodman's books but if you come to expect such a thing, it hardly even bothers. Hardly. 

In other reading news, I'm afraid I've missed the Christmas rush. Each year I eagerly anticipate the release of numerous Christmas Romances but it seems this year the selection is wearing a little thin - or maybe its just me. So if you have any good recommendations - new or otherwise, I adore Christmas Westerns. Although I myself (insert shameless plug) wrote a regency Christmas romance, I find the Westerns to be my favorites. Its been awhile since I found a straight up holiday contemporary that I really enjoyed so send suggestions on those my way too! 

Friday, November 13, 2009

Following you around the blogsphere ...

Because I have literally oodles of time (not really) to read blogs all day (oh how I love blogs), I recently added a new one to my Google Reader (that is misbehaving) ...


A Friday contributor at Pimp My Novel, Laura started her own blog this week and has oodles (because I love that word) of posts about publishing a day.

Go forth and procrastinate!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I'm Looking Forward To ...


From the author's website:
Lauren Sutherland's sister made a big mistake when she married the powerful and much older Senator Creighton. The senator's son Drew agrees. But the newlyweds have disappeared and even the FBI can't find them. Venturing into the elite Washington social scene, Lauren and Drew discover an elaborate web of explicit photos and blackmail, and a fiery attraction they can barely control...

I sort of stumbled across Starr Ambrose and although I haven't read her previous book, Lie to Me, this one sounds really fun. You can read an excerpt here.

It comes up November 24th, just in time to get me through the Thanksgiving Holidays.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Good News!

It's been many moons since my last post and I am properly ashamed.
There, was that a good enough apology? Good, because I have news. 
I've talked about my desire and hesitations about entering contests on this blog and I finally entered one this summer. 
Today I got news that I came in second place in the historical category for The True Confessions of a Lady Novelist for the 4th Annual Dixie Kane Memorial Contest hosted by SOLA
Ah, sweet validation! 

Sunday, August 23, 2009

If I Had a Million Dollars Game

You remember that song by Bare Naked Ladies? If I had a million dollars I'd buy you a monkey? Well somehow it got stuck in my head the other day and hasn't gone away. And it's left me wondering what five things I would want if I had a million dollars. OK, more like a say, ten million (accounting for inflation since that song came out), but for reasons of cleverness in this blog post title, if I had a million dollars I would ...

Have a library like this ...


In a house like this ... 


And drive this car ...


Vacation here ...


With style like this ...


Now it's your turn. Pick five things you would have/do if you had unlimited funds. Trust me, I know we'd all do something good with that money (I'd set up funds for couples wishing to adopt), but this is a purely selfish post. So be selfish and on your blog, post five pictures of what you would do with a million dollars. Be sure to put a link to your blog in the comments so I can see what you all would really want!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Ode to All Things Western

In the spirit of The Great Western Drive going on over at Ramblings on Romance, The Misadventures of a Super Librarian, and The Good The Bad The Unread, I thought I'd do a little participation today and list my favorite western things ... 

Favorite Western Movies:
Lonesome Dove 
Open Range
Tombstone
Unforgiven
Two Mules for Sister Sara

Favorite Western Actors:
Robert Duvall
Kevin Costner (supposedly developing a miniseries for AMC or A&E ...)


Favorite Western Authors
Louis L'Amour
Linda Lael Miller
Geralyn Dawson


Favorite Western Romances
Cherish by Catherine Anderson
The Bad Luck Wedding Cake by Geralyn Dawson
One Wish by Linda Lael Miller


Favorite Western TV Shows
Young Riders (is there anything better than Josh Brolin on a horse?)
Bonanza 
Gun Smoke


And where did it all start? 

Monday, August 17, 2009

In the Land of Emily


Once upon a time in the Land of Emily there was a girl, Emily who ... 

Oh forget it, clearly I am not a fairy tale writer. 

I was going to write a wonderful little blog post about why I haven't been posting but I don't really have any excuses except:

1. I've been traveling

2. I've been reading and watching Mad Men

3. I've been in a creative mud hole to which my muse refuses to come

4. I've been looking for a job

So. I am no longer traveling, I am nearing the end of Season 2 of Mad Men, my mud hole is drying up and today I got a job. Does this mean you should expect more posts in the future? God, I hope so. In the meantime, here are some of the books I've been reading. I'm on a Nora Roberts kick.


Elsewhere, please head on over to Misadventures of a Super Librarian, Ramblings on Romance, and The Good The Bad The Unread for a fun filled week dedicated solely to Western Romances called, THE GREAT WESTERN DRIVE. My very favorite kind. I cannot wait for this: 


Due out September 2nd or thereabouts. I love Jo. I love this cover. I shall love this book. Is it September yet?

Also, check this out a four book a day giveaway. It's a great new site called The Season dedicated to historical romances. My love for historicals will never cease. 

And this post by Jenny Crusie made me happy this morning. 

I think that's it. More later.